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17th April 2014

Photo reblogged from Bookoisseur with 17,808 notes

laughterkey:

thugkitchen:

I know you need caffeine sometimes but don’t even fucking think about reaching for a RedBull or 5-Hour Energy. I will slap that shit out of your hand so quick you won’t know whatthefuck happened. Energy drinks are toxic and fucking expensive. Money doesn’t grow on trees; coffee does. Don’t waste your time in a fucking line and spend your hard earned cash on something you can make while you’re sleeping. Cold brewed coffee is also way less acidic, making this easier on your stomach. SO GRAB A CUP OF THIS SIMPLE SHIT AND SEIZE THE GODDAMN DAY. 
COLD BREWED COFFEE
¾ cup ground coffee (whatever you got is fine)
3 ½ cups cold water
Put the coffee grounds in the bottom of a large container. If you like coffee with some fucking bite, add another ¼ cup of grounds. Slowly pour the water over the grounds and stir. Make sure all the grounds get wet because sometimes there are weird dry pockets and then you’re just wasting fucking coffee. Let this sit in the fridge (or on your counter if its not too fucking hot in your place) overnight or for at least 10 hours. In the morning, strain that shit using a mesh strainer. You know, the ones that look like a screen door. If you have the time, strain one more time through a paper coffee filter to get out the last of the grounds (or don’t and just deal with a couple rogue grounds in your drink). Serve over ice and with some almond milk if that’s your thing.
Makes about 3 ½ cups of coffee (triple this recipe and keep the extra in the fridge all week)

Always reblog cold brew. Also if you need coffee for any sort of cooking or baking reason, use cold brew. Cold brewing releases less bitterness, making for much better sweets and snacks.

laughterkey:

thugkitchen:

I know you need caffeine sometimes but don’t even fucking think about reaching for a RedBull or 5-Hour Energy. I will slap that shit out of your hand so quick you won’t know whatthefuck happened. Energy drinks are toxic and fucking expensive. Money doesn’t grow on trees; coffee does. Don’t waste your time in a fucking line and spend your hard earned cash on something you can make while you’re sleeping. Cold brewed coffee is also way less acidic, making this easier on your stomach. SO GRAB A CUP OF THIS SIMPLE SHIT AND SEIZE THE GODDAMN DAY.

COLD BREWED COFFEE

¾ cup ground coffee (whatever you got is fine)

3 ½ cups cold water

Put the coffee grounds in the bottom of a large container. If you like coffee with some fucking bite, add another ¼ cup of grounds. Slowly pour the water over the grounds and stir. Make sure all the grounds get wet because sometimes there are weird dry pockets and then you’re just wasting fucking coffee. Let this sit in the fridge (or on your counter if its not too fucking hot in your place) overnight or for at least 10 hours. In the morning, strain that shit using a mesh strainer. You know, the ones that look like a screen door. If you have the time, strain one more time through a paper coffee filter to get out the last of the grounds (or don’t and just deal with a couple rogue grounds in your drink). Serve over ice and with some almond milk if that’s your thing.

Makes about 3 ½ cups of coffee (triple this recipe and keep the extra in the fridge all week)

Always reblog cold brew. Also if you need coffee for any sort of cooking or baking reason, use cold brew. Cold brewing releases less bitterness, making for much better sweets and snacks.

Source: thugkitchen

17th April 2014

Photoset reblogged from Millions Millions with 47 notes

millionsmillions:

Once again, another Dave Eggers novel is coming with barely any notice. Knopf will publish Eggers’s latest, Your Fathers, Where Are They? And the Prophets, Do They Live Forever?, on June 17. The title is longer than the plot description, but the new novel will follow a man named Thomas who interrogates a NASA astronaut about their connection.

17th April 2014

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15th April 2014

Photoset reblogged from My Drunk Kitchen with 4,461 notes

ashleyvstheworld:

Game of thrones

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10th April 2014

Link

Vogue.co.uk Homepage →

Wait for the page to fully load.

Then up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, b, then keep pressing a.

You will not be disappointed.

Tagged: clever girl

10th April 2014

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imgfave:

Posted by bubble

same.

imgfave:

Posted by bubble

same.

Tagged: gpoy

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10th April 2014

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kateordie:

in-my-mouth:

Ratatouille with Root Vegetables

Homina homina homina

kateordie:

in-my-mouth:

Ratatouille with Root Vegetables

Homina homina homina

Tagged: recipe

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10th April 2014

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bthny:

party-wok:

fallontonight:

Jimmy Fallon & Stevie Nicks Recreate “Stop Draggin’ My Heart Around” Video 

Jimmy (as Tom Petty) joins Stevie Nicks for a live re-creation of her classic 1981 “Stop Draggin’ My Heart Around” music video.

HOLY SHIT

Hold the fuck up

Tagged: whoalove it so much

Source: youtube.com

8th April 2014

Photo reblogged from did you know? with 4,273 notes

did-you-kno:

Source

I learned this from an Encyclopedia Brown mystery 25 years ago. The bookkeeper’s assistant was trying to pull one over on Encyclopedia during a spelling competition. What a jerk.

did-you-kno:

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I learned this from an Encyclopedia Brown mystery 25 years ago. The bookkeeper’s assistant was trying to pull one over on Encyclopedia during a spelling competition. What a jerk.

7th April 2014

Photoset reblogged from Bookoisseur with 7,829 notes

If you like it so much you’re welcome to chop off your own hand and take it

Source: jaimelannister

7th April 2014

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hairofgoldeyesofblue:

OMG.

Source: idolizingidina

4th April 2014

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facemath:

(hat tip to lefthandedlibra)

CAN’T UNSEE

facemath:

(hat tip to lefthandedlibra)

CAN’T UNSEE

4th April 2014

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faultinourstarsmovie:

One note = one vote. Like or reblog to vote for your state! Go Texas! http://thefaultinourstarsmovie.com/demandourstars 

The Drafthouse would be perfect for this! And bookpeopleaustin could be there too!

faultinourstarsmovie:

One note = one vote. Like or reblog to vote for your state! Go Texas! http://thefaultinourstarsmovie.com/demandourstars 

The Drafthouse would be perfect for this! And bookpeopleaustin could be there too!

Tagged: fault in our starsjohn greenalamo drafthousebookpeople

4th April 2014

Photoset reblogged from Bookoisseur with 1,251 notes

Tagged: oh hi danny

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4th April 2014

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bookoisseur:

It’s Friday!

bookoisseur:

It’s Friday!

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